Take Shots at Notre Dame While You Can, World

If you are one of the millions of college football fans out there who is just loving life now that the Notre Dame Fighting Irish aren’t doing so well this season, then you need to get the most out of it now while the Domers are on a bye week between the rough part of their schedule and the easy part, because you are about to become cliché. Are you one of those people who insist on using the phrase “really??” once every three sentences? Well, you might just be one of the countless hipster fashionables who needs to listen up to this blog. Get the most out of your trendy, unoriginal mantras while you can, frat boy, because the days of you getting away with such things will be over faster than “lates” disappeared from your vocabulary.

Right about now it’s cooler than smoking to lambaste the Fighting Irish and their troubles. Of course, I remember when it was cool to make fun of the French for not supporting the Iraq War. Can you remember nodding along to the reassuring lectures by Bill O’Reilly about how we should boycott French wine and facts? How smart do you feel, now? About as smart as you will feel when you are faced with a 7-1 Fighting Irish team at this point next year, and your claims that Notre Dame MUST join a conference are brought up. Of course, that won’t happen, because by then you will be dominating the water cooler with whatever Craig Wilbon said on PTI that week.

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